While interpreting a woman’s meaning is difficult for men, I am sure that women have the same anguish occasionally. After yesterday’s ten puzzling comments from women, I’ve had a look at how us men puzzle women.
Man, "I'm getting more exercise lately." = The batteries in the remote are dead.
Man, "I do help around the house." = I once put a dirty towel in the laundry basket.
Man, "I missed you." = I can't find any clean socks, the kids are hungry, and we are out of toilet paper.
Man, "I don't need to read the instructions." = I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help.
Man, "That's women's work." = It's difficult, dirty, and thankless.
Man, “You’re the only girl I ever cared about.” = You’re the only girl who hasn’t rejected me.
Man, “I like the way you’ve done your hair.” = I’m trying to impress you because for once, I’ve noticed.
Man, “How was your day?" = I have prepared myself for an hour of complaining. My nerves of steel will last as long as they can bear.
Man, “Yes dear I was listening.” = Please God don’t let her ask, “What did I just say?”
Man, “I am not lost, I know exactly where we are.” = we are lost, I have no idea where we are.
“Women have their faults,
Men have only two:
Everything they say
And everything they do.”
Traditional
Chat soon
Ta-ra
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